Lotion. He likes Suave Natural Oatmeal the best... oatmeal... hmm? Could it be nutritional after all? He sneaks into his room and climbs up on the dresser and squirts the lotion into his hand and licks it off (I'm assuming anyway.... I just catch him licking it off). So, why can't I get the kid to eat fruit? Surely it tastes better than lotion!