Once upon a time, there was a little boy who loved guacamole. One day, he found an unclaimed bowl of yummy guacamole on the kitchen table. To his surprise, there was a spoon already in it. So, he decided to just help himself to this delicious green treat.
It was so delicious and so yummy. It was just so incredibly wonderful that he decided to forgo the spoon and use his hand. He just couldn't help himself.
And then his mean mommy took it all away and ruined it all.